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poelse

Originally spelled Pølse.
A hot dog wich is red and thin. The history tells that it is a copy of all danish mens' penises.
Off course danish men and women love this sausage, since they all love to suck penis to.
''Hey, a dansih man asked me if he could have some poelse?!''
''Yeah..the danish are like that..gay''
by Quorthon March 18, 2007
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Polish Kneelock

when a man is recieving oral sex or a hand job, he locks his knees with his legs completely straight in order to force the ejaculation out.
"this girl was blowing me but her parents were in the next room, so i had to use the polish kneelock to speed up the process
by Beauhawk March 12, 2008
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Polish Muffler

Placing one's hands on their genitals (primarily used by males) for warmth in cold weather.

The term comes from the idea that the Polish will put their hands on a car muffler to stay warm.
My hands were frozen at the game the other day, so I did a Polish Muffler.

Jane: You must have been freezing, it was -10 out there!

Dick: Yeah, I saved myself with a Polish Muffler.
by Richard L. Stevens May 17, 2009
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purple pills

a pill that takes away pain and anger out of your system.
my girlfriend needed a break, two day later she was seeing another guy, oooh god! only a purple pills can help me.
by Dj uu687 October 14, 2008
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polishing the bayonet

He would rather spend time polishing the bayonet than get laid.
by CyberSearcher November 6, 2005
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Like "putting all your eggs in one basket", but referring to when all of the Polish Royalty crashed in the plane accident.
To risk losing everything by putting all your efforts or all your money into one plan or one course of action.
"Man! I just lost all my money on one roulette roll!"

Wow, you were really putting all of your Poles in one plane on that one.
by CoOpmeister June 23, 2010
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Poleski

A last name that when it is said, all you can think of is that Michael Poleski aka Mike Poe. His name bring alot of great memories to people around Ossining, Briarcliff, ect.
Random Person: Hey whats your name?
Katie: katie Poleski...
Random person: OMFG!!!! are you related to Mike Poe???!!
katie: yeah! im his sister (AH!)
Random person: WOOW that is funny! i know mike poe!
by Kristian Rojas January 6, 2008
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