playing hienees

A local custom in the Catskill mountains of N.Y. state where faggots run around the woods and hide behind trees showing each other their asses.

Hey Brucie , gather up Roger and Lester and we'll go out and play a vigourous game of hienees.

by Moe Foe April 21, 2005

playing hobo

playing hobo is if your're tired or sore and there's no place to go because you're outside so you just take a little nap or a rest on the streets like a hobo

Man that soccer game was intense and now I have to walk 15 minute back home...I think I'll play hobo for a while

by Dylowned July 3, 2005

playing the organ

Jerking off. Masturbation.

Bob: I walked in to Jim's room and that skeeze was playing the organ to a video of my sister's dance class

Jeff: So what, I play the organ IN your sister's dance class

Bob: Ah hell, who am I kidding? So do I.

by ScubaSteve4235 January 30, 2008

Playing the ragtime standard at the old west saloon

When a man performs cunnilingus on a woman experiencing her menstrual flow.

Reggie: So, bobby walks into the her room and finds a certain very well-known rapper playing the RAGTIME standard at the old west saloon on his old lady...

ARVN: Reg, you're bullshiting me. holy niggertron. and what happened then?

Reggie: well, bobby whipped out his cock on lupe ta-do, made like the OK corral, won the gun slinging, and then made like wyatt earp and busted two shots on his ol' lady MAE WEST.

ARVN: no hawaii?

Reggie: no hawaii.

by Mack 10 the knife February 24, 2010

Playing Bullshit

When someone or something gives you a rather irritating and most likely unnecessary problem that proves to really hinder progress at something.

I posted a video on Youtube with a clip of The Ramones for no longer than 5 seconds. Now the site is playing bullshit with me and I have to go through all this legal stuff to keep my account from being suspended.

by Gaaraofthedamned July 4, 2011

plamingo

a really really groovy pink bird. it also has a bending neck!!!! yayaya!!!! some average boring people usually refer to plamingos as "flamingos." you are being brainwashed!!!!! hahaahah!!!! now you MUST use this word!!!! heheeheheh!!!!!! lalalalaalaalalal!!!! wwwwaaaaahhhaaaaaaahahahah!!!!

a: "I saw a plamingo at the zoo!!! It was groovy!!!"

b: "I ate a plamingo for breakfast, lunch, and dinner!!!!"

by dudeley dude May 31, 2004

playing fetch

golf always; soccer usually

TV's on. Wasn't paying attention. Realized I've been ignoring golf, not soccer*. What is with these people playing fetch with their balls?

*world football (whatever)

by Emerson Crossjostle March 13, 2013