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Lead Pipe Feeling

Emotion experienced when you are watching someone do or say something that is so awkward and embarassing, that you not only feel embarassed for them, but want to hit them with a lead pipe to make it stop.
Watching Anna Nicole Smith - both the show and her life - will illicit strong "lead pipe feelings."

You're in a bar, and your friend walks up to a girl he's been eyeing all night. You watch from afar as he forgets how to construct meaningful sentences, and procedes to explain his duties as "Head Dungeon Master."
Lead Pipe Feeling by Destructo Hero November 21, 2005
Related Words

bottle pipe 

apparatus used mostly to smoke hashish.

bottle half filled with water, empty pen melted into the side of bottle giving pipe effect, tin foil used as gauze put on lid of bottle. holes poked through foil, hash is crumbled onto foil then burned.
i produced a bottle pipe using my engineering degree.

chew my pipe 

The art of sucking the male reproductive organ.
Chris: "Hey bitch, chew my pipe."
Girl: "Mmm! I love to chew!"

Columbus Pipe Cleaner 

Sexual move in which one sticks one fist in the vagina and the other fist in the rectum and makes a thrusting motion in and out with each arm.
Jan was feeling a little backed up so Joe gave her a columbus pipe cleaner.

hit the pipe 

Let's go hit the pipe.
hit the pipe by kewlcanon22 June 17, 2013

Tatty pipe 

Is it tatty pipe time again. Cork it with a tatty pipe.
Tatty pipe by Safetyinmind December 21, 2006