Lead Pipe Feeling

Emotion experienced when you are watching someone do or say something that is so awkward and embarassing, that you not only feel embarassed for them, but want to hit them with a lead pipe to make it stop.

Watching Anna Nicole Smith - both the show and her life - will illicit strong "lead pipe feelings."

You're in a bar, and your friend walks up to a girl he's been eyeing all night. You watch from afar as he forgets how to construct meaningful sentences, and procedes to explain his duties as "Head Dungeon Master."

by Destructo Hero November 21, 2005

bottle pipe

apparatus used mostly to smoke hashish.

bottle half filled with water, empty pen melted into the side of bottle giving pipe effect, tin foil used as gauze put on lid of bottle. holes poked through foil, hash is crumbled onto foil then burned.

i produced a bottle pipe using my engineering degree.

by jonny_scarecrow_head June 18, 2004

chew my pipe

The art of sucking the male reproductive organ.

Chris: "Hey bitch, chew my pipe."
Girl: "Mmm! I love to chew!"

by Mercedes owns Hollywood August 22, 2006

Columbus Pipe Cleaner

Sexual move in which one sticks one fist in the vagina and the other fist in the rectum and makes a thrusting motion in and out with each arm.

Jan was feeling a little backed up so Joe gave her a columbus pipe cleaner.

by Richard Starkey December 20, 2006

hit the pipe

Smoking ganja

Let's go hit the pipe.

by kewlcanon22 June 17, 2013

Tatty pipe

Slang word meaning tampon.

Is it tatty pipe time again. Cork it with a tatty pipe.

by Safetyinmind December 21, 2006

Skype Pipe

A term used to describe the act of masturbation, or mutal masterbation during a video chat session. Usualy one person strips while the other watches, or sensual text is written by one or both. Coined by Comedian Toby McMullen.

"I really miss becky, but we skype piped last night and it feels like the next month will fly by. I cant wait to see her."

by tpleezy April 13, 2010