poperin pear

shaped like a penis

haha that kids a poperin pear!

by wang smang December 26, 2003

pearl farmer

When a man complains a lot, one says he has a vagina. When he complains even more it means he has sand in his vagina. But when a man continues to complain, he slowly turns that grain of sand into a pearl. Therefore becoming a "pearl farmer".

Nick: "Man, this sucks, I just moved that yesterday, now they want me to move it again today. My fucking back is killing me"
Jerry: "Dude, quit being such a pearl farmer and just fuckin' move it."

by sorebackmothafucka November 27, 2007

pearl necklace

Cum around a woman's neck resulting from a titty fucking.

After ramming his 10-inch length between her wet tits, he gave her a new pearl necklace.

by J Rover April 20, 2009

Juicy Pear Jelly Belly

When someone takes a shit on another persons belly, then jizzing upon it following with missionary position sex to rub it around.

Daniel gave Max the Juicy Pear Jelly Belly, and said it was delightful

by maxesoto May 27, 2010

Pearl Harbor

Cold, chilly, "there's a nasty nip in the air"

I went for a walk this morning, it was a bit Pearl Harbor

by pushtheenvelope1989 October 26, 2010

pearly gates

N. When a person removes their dentures and performs a blow job.

She popped her teeth out and put my cock through her pearly gates.

by aimila September 30, 2010

Pear

The fuck why you searchin this up even a fuckin retard knows what a pear is

I like that juicy pear

by Eorokrkr November 27, 2018