Penguin

-a bird that cant fly

- someone that will always be that one specific ex that u never seem to 'get over'

he/she is my penguin.

by bsa.111 January 15, 2022

Penguin

An animal that looks cut and fluffy until you realize the inside of its mouth looks like a fucking demogorgon

That guy has a penguin mouth

by anonymous July 21, 2022

Gothan's Penguin

Sexual position where a fat girl keeps bouncing on the man's cock with an opened umbrella and a monocle.

Dude, did you heard about paula? She made the Gothan's Penguin on joshua last night, nuts!

by IceKong November 7, 2013

Squishy Penguin

A euphimism for any horrible cancerous tumor.

Sorry about your uncle Bart. Heard the squishy penguin in his colon finally did him in.

by Someone5007008 August 30, 2010

Flying Penguins

An exclamation used in place of curse words

Dude 1: Dude, did you do the Algebra homework?

Dude 2: FLYING PENGUINS! I forgot!!

by the hand of doom September 21, 2010

Penguin Puffed

To be summoned to Human Resource for disciplinary reasons

I got penguin Puffed today for calling in sick yesterday

by Jules Verne 2000 October 3, 2017

penguin sledding

When a random Person at Instagram, ask for Penguin Sledding .

Dude, that girl wanted penguin sledding with me, I said no...

by Fitzsimmons Master November 18, 2016