Paper Roll

a list composing of prostitutes that a pimp would collect money from.

That woman is on my Paper Roll.

by NStiles January 12, 2009

Pamped

The equivalent of being riled up, fired up, aggressive, overly excited about something.

1. After he scored the touchdown he was pamped up.

2. Kaitlin wouldn't stop her rebuttal, she was officially too pamped.

3. Him: "I know what I'm talking about!!! Blahblahblah"

Her: "Okay, geez, no need to get all pamped up!"

by AlecGray September 29, 2011

paperboy

a person who is normal beyond belief, a paperboy in a paper town, following all the rules all the time, doesn't lie, wants to fit in so badly and be like other people, changes who they are when with different people...

you're such a paperboy

by olive.juice March 9, 2015

toilet paper overcompensation

using the bathroom at work or other public places regularly with low quality tp, then coming home to your thick and soft tp and accidentally unravelling much more than necessary, often leading to frustration and more often than not, no toilet paper.

Dude 1: Damnit! What happened to all the toilet paper?

Dude 2: Sorry bro, accidentally did some major toilet paper overcompensation today.

by BigBallsTim December 11, 2010

Dirty Paper Cut

A recently discovered reference to a black woman's vagina

Craig - "so what did you do with that black chick you picked up last night?"

Simon - "I stabbed her one right in her dirty paper cut"

Craig - "Did it hurt?"

Simon - 'It stung a bit but I'll get over it"

Craig - "Sore"

Simon - "Yep she certainly is"

by SpringyEcho March 2, 2010

cardboard toilet paper tube

A cardboard toilet paper tube is the hollow tube that holds a roll of toilet paper that most guys use at one time or another to jack off with after inserting their rock-hard cock in and jacking off until they have a cumgasm.

I still occasionally use a cardboard toilet paper tube to jack off with!

by USAF Cadet January 12, 2021

Pampered Chef

A male recieving Head while cooking food at the stove.

While I was cooking some hamburger helper, yo momma gave me a pampered chef.

by Mike Bombeezy June 26, 2006