Jizz Farm

A sperm bank

Connor is shooting blanks so he, and his wife went to a jizz farm to get a bun in the oven.

by Donewaiting September 7, 2016

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egyptian ant farm

Shoving ants down your urethra and letting them crawl around

Guy 1: I really want an Egyptian ant farm right
Guy 2: That's really fucked up

by Penissucker November 9, 2015

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A massive Manor House in the Derbyshire dales, with loads of acres and a couple of farm animals, a lovely house privately owned by the Buxton family that’s their main house as far as the public are concerned anyways.

Spinney farm is a massive house

by _Urban.dictionary_official_ January 11, 2021

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Farmed Like Omi

A man who is high on copium after a devastating loss in ABA.

Nuke: You got Farmed like Omi
Nockulus: Yea... I got farmed like omi...
Akari: Don't ever touch Aizen again Nock, please and thank you.

by NukeBoyfriend March 25, 2022

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The Squirrel Farm

A small firetruck station on the corner of Fern Road and Old Stage in East Brunwick NJ. They also have a volleyball net on the lawn. I don't know why.

Person 1:"Do they really farm squirrels at the squirrel farm?"
Person 2:"I don't know, but there's a firetruck in the driveway."
Person 1: "Why?"
Person 2: "Dunno"
Person 1: "That's retarded."

by ziater September 4, 2008

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