horizontal crab nigga

''what is that''
''that is a horizontal crab nigga m'lord''
-my uncle
by whiteboyshit August 31, 2014
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Crabs in a bucket

"Crabs in a bucket" is the term to describe a male tea bagging his partner while his genital area is infested with "crabs" or pubic lice.
"Hey guys, last night was amazing, I got to experience crabs in a bucket and everything!"
by Thrustismyhandle July 22, 2018
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Crab Hands

When your hands start to make shapes similar to that of a crabs hand/claw while playing Guitar Hero. Also known as Guitarthritis.
Some also call it Crabbing which is the the actual process of getting crab hands.
John Hey look at my note streak
Dave Nice keep it going
John Oooh god...im crabbing!!!!
Dave Man that was not a good time for crab hands.
John Your telling me.
by DFTOcelot August 24, 2008
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Crabs and cheese

When you get some crabs from a prostitute and dip them inside your dick cheese when you're hungry
Crabs and cheese a nice after school snack says Richard
by Shitmemesandreposts November 24, 2020
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Mississippi Crab Blaster

When a man from the US South farts on another man's dick. The recipient of the fart usually has gonorrhea.
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Alaskin snow crab

The use of using feces that has been defecated in a straight line and frozen as a dildo
last night jannie used my alaskin snow crab that i made after we had the big dinner at Chilis
by maroonblood March 15, 2009
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Alabama crab dangle

Involves crabs and dangling, ie one from the southern states infested with lice, engaging in acrobatic intercourse, with man woman or beast.
Cleetus crab dangled the prize hog, when his momma found out she burned his pubes off wid a blow torch till he wus clean
by Gwando November 09, 2003
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