Yeah, I heard Mike went to carnival last night and picked up a girl. I think he even said that he gave her poached eggs. He's quite the character.
by chief chuckabubba May 05, 2006
"We need to clean this hot tub. Look at all those poached eggs" or "No sweetheart, I'm not going to kiss you after you just ate all those poached eggs"
by Monroe July 07, 2003
excuse me m'aam could you tell me where i can find the nearest public convienience so that i can lay a nest of dogs eggs
by Matt February 29, 2004
Give false hopes ; Ilude someone you're friend with so that the person may think you want to go out with him/her.
" If citizens know they do not want to go out with someone else they must not egg them on in the first place". "The edge of reason" - Helen Fielding
by Teacher Thiago Sousa February 14, 2009
A minor variation to egg in a nest, where an older man whose hair is thinning has a bald (often shiny) slaphead part on the top with a band of hair present around the sides.
The hair is the nest and the skin of the bald head is the egg.
The hair is the nest and the skin of the bald head is the egg.
"Mate, you have an egg in the nest"
"Haha, my dad has an egg in the nest"
"I suppose I am just a bit of an egg-in-the-nester."
"Haha, my dad has an egg in the nest"
"I suppose I am just a bit of an egg-in-the-nester."
by Charlie Deacon July 11, 2008
A Human brain that has been destroyed by a psychopathic assassin. Favorite snack for Government employed Trolls.
by FirstCaucasoid February 08, 2013
When you crack and egg on a chick's ass before you penetrate it, using the raw egg as a lubricant and degrader.
by Husayn ibn Ali September 29, 2006