The Ol' Nagasaki

When a rather large man puts his tip into a small woman's vaginal opening, jumps into the air, slams her against the bed, and thrusts his entire dick inside of her, practically balls deep. This usually ends in ruptured insides and loss of a partner.

"Hey, man, how was the date? Did you guys smash?"
"Oh, the date was fine, but I had to drive her to the ER after trying The Ol' Nagasaki."
"Shit, bro."

by MoistAndThrobbing April 21, 2018

ol seacow motherfucker

When a male takes his dick, moans like a fucking manatee, and slowly bumps his bitch. Ladies think it’s weird as shit, but nobody gives a damn at this point.

“Dudes an Ol Seacow Motherfucker. I know from experience!”

by BlazingFury January 7, 2018

Ol’ Sag Sac

When your local swim club (or YMCA) gets invaded with a flock of naked old men in the locker rooms.

“Cover your eyes! The Ol’ Sag Sacs are here!”

by Krispy Kernuhl May 2, 2018

big ol doinks

When you're in amish gettin (litty)

Out here in amish smoking big ol doinks

by Tattar NN September 11, 2017

big ole razzledazzle

An expression used when pointing out that someone has alot of bling or in another words, razzle dazzle

Male #1: HOLY FOOKIN TITS LOOK AT THE BIG OLE RAZZLEDAZZLE ON THAT SEXY BEARDED HUNK. LOOK AT THEM HANDS, PACKED OUT WITH THE FINEST OF RAZZLE DAZZLE. I WANT HIM TO CHOKE ME TILL I DIE
Male #2: that's kinda gay

Male 3: ;)

by A Heterosexual Lad September 15, 2017

ole blue

The most ghett ford on the earth. It smells like stogie and ganj and has stains all over the seats. It breaks down all the time it's a piece of shit. It's slow stinky and scratchy

Look at ole blue it's so fucking ghett

by Ole blue ghett September 27, 2017

Ole

Said when someone is really fucking cool, intellectual and a straight-up genius. This person has to have an iQ above 150. He or she should also be really attractive and an Aquarius.

OMG! He's a real Ole man!

by ELONEVOHKREW March 19, 2017