Clap nuts

When ones nuts(aka. testicles) collide with ones leg creating a loud "clapping" sound.

Look, there goes Steve. He has "clap nuts"

by Logan May 24, 2003

What the nut

When something goes extremely gay or wrong or some shocking happens

Did you see jerel eat ass."what the nutt"

by Apegang September 27, 2017

Nut rag

A wipes used after masturbating to clean up ur dick

When ur glass of water tastes salty and u see ur mom drying dishes with ur nut rag
You: pfffff wtf

by 3zzo July 14, 2018

nut-roll

An extremely painful event, akin to having your testicles overrun by a steamroller.

1. Senate confirmation hearings are a real nut-roll for the nominees.
2. That final exam was a nut-roll!

by KV Peifer October 21, 2005

Cat Nuts

a rare disease where your balls grow whiskers and crave tuna

I have cat nuts

by Health 2 May 17, 2009

Filibusting a nut

When a guy talks to a girl non-stop until she agrees to have sex with him, just to shut him up.

Derived from the term "filibuster" which is a type of obstruction of legislation in government by talking for a very long period of time.

*At a party*

Guy 1: Have you seen Matt?

Guy 2: Yeah, he's in the back room, Filibusting a nut.

Guy 1: NICE!

by MC Paraplegic January 17, 2011

Basketball Nuts

A condition arising from shaving the testicles too often, common in male porn stars, especially those who work in colder climates. The testicle skin becomes rough and obtains a course texture similar to a basketball.

Damn, that dude fucking that hot porn star has a serious case of basketball nuts. What a fag, glad I don't shave my balls everyday/

by Nigga named Jack January 29, 2010