A dumbass noodle is a very thin half white half Asian man who just loves eating noodles just as much as being an asshole. That's why they're called a dumbass noodle. CUZ there white and skinny. Also, it's a noodle and you know how much Asians love their eating noodles. *stereotype* *stereotype* *stereotype* Not to mention. They like doing the peace sign and doing cringey Musical.lys. If the there are a group of noodles, then they can be called "a dumbass bowl of ramen."
Guy 1: Hey, look at that white clusterfuck of white people.
Guy 2: If one of them manages to win over that Asian chick, a dumbass noodle will come into existence!
Guy 1 and 2: NOOOOOOOOO
Guy 2: If one of them manages to win over that Asian chick, a dumbass noodle will come into existence!
Guy 1 and 2: NOOOOOOOOO
by wutdouwant February 1, 2018
Get the dumbass noodlemug. 
A person, who during inter course develops a flaccid penis
(1) if in the process of losing their vigninity - the wet noodle voids the accomplishment- YOU ARE STILL A VIRGIN
(1) if in the process of losing their vigninity - the wet noodle voids the accomplishment- YOU ARE STILL A VIRGIN
by Makeherwoof January 2, 2019
Get the Wet Noodlemug. Noodle Party - When a customer or client fucks up incredibly, causing your entire business to have to drop everything and try and fix their problem. Requires lots of noodles.
Our client seriously fucked up last night and we had to do an all night Noodle Party to fix their mistakes.
by tv_eyes August 18, 2016
Get the Noodle Partymug. by LC August 25, 2003
Get the vaggie noodlesmug. by Christian Aura September 11, 2010
Get the Ramen Noodlemug. by turd burglar June 20, 2003
Get the schoodle noodlemug.