Naked Gorilla

When a larger man shaves his chest/stomach.

Wow Jon! Did you want to look like a naked gorilla or did your wife tell you too!?

by jižźżzzzzz in my pants yyyuuum April 28, 2016

serious naked

adj. To be particularly good-looking when naked.

Yo, I had no idea her body was that fine. She was serious naked.

by MLJBSTAMCT March 4, 2011

naked beef stew

The act of pulling one’s pants down and deliberately farting on another’s face while they are being restrained

Wesly naked beef stewed Jack last night while he was sleeping!

by Jesly Guesa July 18, 2023

Naked girl pussy

A girl who is naked and has her pussy out on display for everyone to look at

P1: look at that girl she's naked and has her pussy out
P2: That's what you call a naked girl pussy

by Kamed June 28, 2024

Naked Mole Rat

A being that just by looking at him, strikes fear in men and women alike, simply because of his unrivaled amount of virginity. You do not want to cross paths with this man, because his pathetic willpower to live will spread towards you and your whole bloodline...affecting every aspect of their lives for generations, making them worthless pathetic beings that are just...just virgins for life.

Naked Mole Rat: Hi, you watch JOJO?

Random Gungalar: Uhhh UHHHHH waaa...AAHHHHHHHHH WHY ARE YOU SUCH A VIRGIN....GET IT OFF OF ME, AAAHHHHHHHHH

by anonymous April 6, 2019

Tits Naked

When you are o my wearing pants/bottoms, often at night when you are too hot :)

Ah yes, she accidentally flashed me last night; she was tits naked!

by 1DontEvenKnowAnymore February 15, 2020

Naked Odwalla

Naked Odwalla's are decendants of Oompa Loompa's. The Naked Odwalla Tribe is believed to be an extinct race that originated from Odwallaville back in 1602. They are called "Naked" Odwalla's because they have never been spotted with clothes on, and have been known to flash their genitalia at humans as a prank. They are now rumored to still exist and run the Illuminati, Legend tells they will reveal themselves again on 12/21/2012.

The Naked Odwalla Flashed its Junk in my face!

by Mrbuzzmuff September 13, 2011