the month of january

It’s all you can hope for. Jerk off january, Juicy hug January, Janitorial jizz January. Basically all things having to do with jizz

Friend: Hey it’s the month of january, we should start jizzing

by Theboi2356885;:// November 28, 2021

International kiss your BSF Month

You have to kiss your boy or girl bestfriend on the cheek or lips every time you see them for a week

Hey kiss me it’s international kiss your BSF month! When? April 16-may 16

by Nico and Ana 💙 April 17, 2019

National Ass-grab Month

April is National Ass-grab Month. For the duration of April, you can grab anybody, boy or girl’s, ass without consequence.

“Dude, did you know it’s National Ass-grab Month?”
“Seriously!?”
“Yeah, dude!”
*ass-grabs*

by Mullet__Man April 20, 2019

Lap sitting month

For the whole month of November girls have to sit on guys laps whether it's in a car on a train or even a school bus they have to sit on the boys lap or the boy can sit on the girls lap for 3 minutes

Sit on my lap
Fine I guess it's lap sitting month

by Fijfntjdudhrd October 2, 2019

Slap ass month

In the whole month of November u get a free slap on any girls or guys ass. Big or small you can slap/grab it.

"I just slapped Shannon's ass, its national slap ass month."

by Ehedhxuduehx October 8, 2019

Slap arse month is back

Slap a girls arse boys slap arse month is back sorry girls 😂

Slap arse month is back sorry to all the girls

by Daddy is home xoxoxo November 2, 2019

Scratch ass month

December 1st-31
National scratch ass month (weirdest yet)
Comes after grab ass and slap ass (november)

Free card to scratch any girls ass😍😍

Hey Billy you see Darlene over there, don't you wanna scratch her ass?

Obviously it's scratch ass month

by Currydipbra76 December 5, 2019