Hall Monopolizers

When a large group of people are coming down the opposite direction in a hallway and refuse to move over to let you by.

Yeah, I was walking to my next class and this group of hall monopolizers wouldn't let me by so I had to scoot over against the wall.

by gilnokoibito January 24, 2011

Musical Monogamy

This occurs when a person discovers a particular band or artist and becomes obsessed with them and wont listen to anything else for a long period of time, buys band merchandise and feels the uncontrollable need to make their friends listen to it. Often an intervention is required to rescue a friend from this annoying condition. Interventions usually occur on long road trips, forcing passengers to go to extreme measures such as ejecting the cd and throwing it out the window when the affected friend is not looking.

When Todd discovered the Kings of Leon, he was sucked into a state of musical monogamy. He insisted on listening to Kings of Leon and nothing else for months. Eventually his friends got so burned out they had to intervene. When Todd stopped at the gas station, Ross took every KOL cd out of the player and hid them from Todd. After the initial shock wore off and Todd went through the withdrawal process they proceeded with the road trip with a wide variety of tunes.

by iviesmith October 24, 2011

Arabian Monocle

It is similar to the Arabian Sunglasses but instead of using both testicles only one is used. It is a way for people with only one testicle to still have the fun of being able to give someone Arabian Sunglasses with only the requirement of one testicle.

"Hey guys I just Arabian Monocled * insert name here * "
" I just gave the Arabian monocle to * insert name here *

by Meemoo Haxor August 30, 2013

sidewalk monopoly

When a large group of slow moving people won't let you walk as quickly down the sidewalk as you would like to.

Joe: Man, I can't stand these sidewalk monopoly divas.

Bob: These what?

Joe: Never mind.

by plantsneedwaterman June 1, 2015

Beer Monocle

When you are going to sleep with someone unattractive, but you are just drunk enough to not care.

Yo you are way out of Sarah's league.
Yeah, I know. I Just had my Beer Monocle on.

by stoneystupidface April 8, 2018

shawn monoghan

an obese man who is the worlds biggest coward and has no idea his latina wife has been having an affair everytime she goes to Mexico to "check on her parents".

That guy is for sure a shawn monoghan

by 759L November 20, 2018

Alec Monopoly

The post-modern graffiti artist who epitomizes living a boiler lifestyle centered around hyper-materialism. The artist's use of the monopoly man represents abstract artistic condensation, while enjoying a jovial spirit linked to extreme capitalist and consumerist ideals.

We have an Alec Monopoly in the house. It's a super trap; should be featured on Cribs.

by babbo2019 September 11, 2019