plantsneedwaterman's definitions

sidewalk monopoly

When a large group of slow moving people won't let you walk as quickly down the sidewalk as you would like to.

Joe: Man, I can't stand these sidewalk monopoly divas.

Bob: These what?

Joe: Never mind.

by plantsneedwaterman June 1, 2015

bukkake

1. A protein-rich baptism

Did you see Joanna lately? Anyway, I could go for a bukkake.

by plantsneedwaterman June 6, 2014