Meercat Magic

Backing into the final playoff spot in your league and pulling off the upset wins once the playoffs start.

Those guys in the Summer League lost their last seven games, but come playoff time, they pulled off some Meercat Magic and rolled to the Belmont Cup!

by Jon Hockey December 9, 2008

Mercendes

A homosexual male that is usually of Mexican or other hispanic decent, and must pick oranges for a living. Some Mercendes' like to manage things like teams, or clubs, and like to have certain people in their teams that are not legit, so they can carry their dead weight. A Mercendes also likes to steal other peoples names to look OG. Mercendes' also like to represent garbage ass clubs/teams that were never good for example "The best soccer team is the CaGEd Birds!!!!11" A Mercendes also likes to imagine girls that he imaginarly dates

Wow dude, we just got fucked over for the win in soccer. He's such a Mercendes!!

Wtf dude, that guy is using his hands in soccer, what a Mercendes!!

John: Who the fuck is that in my backyard picking oranges?

Amy: OH thats just a Mercendes!!

John: Why the fuck is he wearing a sombrero.

by iownnoobs December 14, 2008

merceness

The state of being like, or acting like a mega weirdo of having anything to do with such behavior.

When you threw your money out of the window to confirm this formual of phrases it is merceness. time is money so: time = money. time flies when you're having fun. having money is fun. so: time flies when u have money. to eliminate time as a variable, replace it with the equivalent of money (since before stated was time=money)conclusion: money flies when u have money. so therefore money can fly.

MONEY BIRDS!...fly fly.

by tonya barnett March 26, 2007

Mercantila

Verb.

1. To "Mercantila" something; as in: to break or destroy beyond repair.

I just Mercantila'ed that trampoline. I'll never bounce again.

by T-Zed June 23, 2010

Mercila

a really hot girl with good sized boobs and a nice ass

people: bro who is she i wana tap that ass

you: oh that's Mercila and yes she is hot

by bokoasko July 29, 2011

MercARGHy!

Mercury:

1. the Roman god associated with speed, sometimes used as a messenger. He wore winged sandals. Mercury corresponded to the Greek god Hermes.
2. the planet in the solar system with the closest orbit to the Sun, named after the god; represented by ☿.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

MercARGHy!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about Mercury.

"MercARGHy!" - says a pirate

by [e-mail] March 13, 2013

mercer university

The home of Shredstain who can be seen shredding at all times of the day (and night).

Mercer university is the 9th top party school because of shredstain

by mercerdrunk January 23, 2014