minisculinity

minisculinity defined refers to a man cursed with smaller than normal male genitalia thereby calling into question his masculinity.

He acts like he's all that and a bag of chips, but the reality is, he is cursed with a bad case of minisculinity!

by Stone Manpanther November 22, 2018

Condom Mining

Realizing at some point during or after intercourse that your condom has ejected itself and is now, through repeated ram-rodding, nested itself as far into her vagina as possible, you have no choice but to do the gentlemanly thing and retrieve it -'through whatever means necessary'.

Loser: "What'd you do last night?"

Stud: "I was knocking the back out of Sheila's vaj. When I finally pulled out after a good 30 to 45 seconds of awesome lovemaking, I realized my Magnum had abondoned ship. I was wrist deep in her coochie doing some series condom mining. Bitch owes me big time!"

by orientxp June 3, 2010

Minimod

A normal forum poster that takes it upon themselves to push forum rules and tell everybody how to conduct themselves instead of leaving it up to the mods. Typically reserved for people that don't know what they're talking about, act like they have some kind of authority, and/or are obviously doing what they're doing to try to score points with the real mods and become moderators themselves. (especially if it becomes a regular thing for them and/or they don't contribute much good to the community otherwise)

A typical minimod would go into a thread where several members are in an intense, hostile argument that hasn't degenerated to the point where nobody's having an intellectual discussion anymore and tell everybody to stop flaming and trolling each other, and possibly that they'll be banned if they continue.

by anon5 March 8, 2008

miniac

extreme enthusiast of the MINI car.

especially the owners/drivers that do the following which includes, but by far is not limited to:

naming their 'baby'
finding a longer route to work
talk incessantly about how great their car is
flash driving lamps and waving at fellow mini cooper drivers
dressing to match their 'baby'

There goes that miniac washing her car for the 5th time this week.

by gosheshe August 24, 2005

Poonus Minimus

A person who gets the least poon out of everyone

Hamish is still a virgin. We should call him Poonus Minimus

by Nanizzle July 1, 2008

minisink

Minisink Valley is a place where dreams mean shit. No, literally. It is filled with rednecks and bimbos who think they are cool but they are just gay and annoying. The grape juice in the middle school is poisoned most likely and will give you a stomach like no other. If you enroll into the valley, beware. It is full of fakes and snakes that will try to unveil your deepest secrets and crushes. Trust me, i was there once, and no one can keep a god damn secret. y’all crusty dusty hoes tbh.

Dude 1: Hey dude 2, I go to Pinebush! Where do you go?

Dude 2: Minisink.

Dude 1: You fucking fetus!

by overdosed turtle June 27, 2018

Minister of Sneers

Someone who is so sarcastic they forget the original point they were trying to make. A Minister of Sneers will spout such acidic verbiage that they often burn themselves in the process. A person who holds this position enjoys the process of cutting people (or things) down to a level above normal sarcasm. Often confused with an Office Monkey.

Our cubicle Minister of Sneers made so much fun of my new car I was embarrassed and returned it to the dealership.

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The Minister of Sneers made fun of the Republican candidate, but then fell silent when the Democratic nominee took the same position.

by Lawrence Triptathane January 31, 2008