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Milf-ish

A fairly average middle aged women (mother) who isn’t particularly hot but definitely isn’t ugly. Often works jobs such as, hairdressers and bank clerk.
She’s pretty hot but not quite a milf, she’s milf-ish
by Kekepepe November 4, 2021
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Milf whip

Mom ride; the type of car a hot mom would drive.
Damn, did you see Jennifer driving around in that milf whip?
by Kountrackula May 20, 2021
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milf

Mom I would like to fuck or a 30+ woman who dates younger men
by louisjose_ August 11, 2021
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top milf

Riley's mom, normally the hottest milf around
Damn that chick is hot, must be Riley's mom, what a top milf
by Cum sandwich enjoyer December 27, 2022
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milf

brad: is your mom hot
mike: are you asking if she’s a milf?
by XoxoForehead September 12, 2021
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MILF

A person who is incredibly talented at the art of being a person that is really fucking hot, and that will continue to be hot for the rest of their days.
Me: exists
cleanmemecoffeebean: *makes a Delicious!!!! Top
Me: SHE’S A NO, SHE IS THE MILF 🤤😩🥵
by em.mconion March 10, 2022
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MILF-assed

When a woman (who has born children) turns to walk away, and the view convinces you she is a MILF.
At drop off, Johnny’s mom was wearing yoga pants, and I got MILF-assed.
by Wut, wut does that mean? December 22, 2020
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