math

.........for bitches, no one needs this shit

guy 1: dude i have math class next

guy 2: that sucks man math is for bitches

by brdwll2k8 February 24, 2009

math

short for "mathematics". A science taught in schools varying form "basic math" to "calculus" and "statistics". It is known as the study of measurement and properties using numbers and symbols such as < > + = - / and countless others as the work becomes more difficult.

My math teacher must be Jewish because she leaves a ton of homework.

by skjkitjkz259 August 21, 2006

mathaletic

One that excels in the use of numbers.

"What are the odds the next card will be the ace of spades."

"No idea I am not very mathaletic."

as overheard in Vegas

by kokomo katt January 29, 2009

Mathananinis

To boast about something which is impossible even after many attempts.

Mathana:I can trash you in badminton(even though I seriously fuck in it)
Hemnaath: Very funny *rolls eyes*

An example of mathananinis...

by mathanasuckscock April 15, 2009

Dick Math

Dick Math is the application of specific mathematical formulas to obtain the true length, girth, and mass of a penis. It includes the applied mathematical concepts of degree of curvature, the Euclidean plane, thermal expansion, and other geometric formulas. Advanced Dick Math calculates the probability, time, and distance to pi.

After watching porn, Bobby tried using a ruler to measure his severely curved penis. He was ashamed that it was only four inches long. After using Dick Math, however, he was able to post on Facebook that he is the proud holder of a 6.5-inch member capable of delivering 46 cubic inches of delight.

by Mortadella May 14, 2014

Dirty Math

To stick your finger into a friend's anus in an attempt to make him ejaculate so that you can have your turn.

When you're twos up on a girl and your mate is going on forever you might execute the Dirty Math.

Oh man I was having the best sex of my life with a filthy hookup last night until Phil pulled a Dirty Math on me. He couldn't wait to chow down on her creampie.

by No 1 in Japan June 19, 2020

i won the math debate

another word for i wanna masturbate...usually said in lisp:)

man 1: I won the math debate!
man 2: I WON THE MATH DEBATE YOU!

by 1234567891234 August 16, 2011