May 12th

Only people born on this day have the cocks and or tits

Damn this guy was born on May 12th so it must be true that his cock is 12 inches
I mean she was born May 12th so that explains why her tits are so big

by 1M W13RD September 3, 2020

May 17

National show your ass day

Hey it’s may 17

by Nana Jan May 16, 2022

May 8

International Show boobs day

This is the day you show your boobs to your partner

Its May 8, show boobs day come on girl!

by Estevestv May 7, 2020

May 10

slap as day

on May 10 slap someone’s ass. Super simple.

by CrackheadBitch May 9, 2019

may 2

This is the day when you kiss and hug your significant other as much as you love them.

Hey, today is may 2.

by Davisbro123 April 30, 2022

May 19th

It’s national give ur gf your hoodie day!!

“Hey babe it’s May 19th, *gives hoodie”

by Koolkid08 May 18, 2021

May 27

People born on this day are geminis. Which means they are very social and usually is in every friend group. They seem a little quiet but once you start talking to them crackhead energy radiates.

Everyone born on May 27 is that bitch

by rufusfromkimpossible May 27, 2020