land mafia

Influential and criminal groups who take publically and privately owned land by coercion, threats, force and fraud, and resell it for profit.
China cutting is a common criminal activity perpetrated by land mafia.

Government seems helpless against powerful land mafia.

by zpack November 19, 2021

geeked mafia

treys hoes that he put all in one private story. He most likely posts cringey things

“did you see what trey posted on geeked mafia?!?”yeah, i hate how he posts about being a cheater #unloyal

by not carter bauer September 25, 2021

Pazar Mafia

The most powerful mafia in Europe.Known for dealing drugs and selling Cheap knock-off brands.Thier leader has a big dick and wear sunglasses all the time.

I had sex with a guy that had such a big dick I think he might be the leader of Pazar Mafia.

by Zoki Iverica November 22, 2021

Goon Mafia

Garrett Betty Conner Buster Smith

Garrett smith is goon mafia. It totally was his woods and Johnnys dick

by Aaron Mesey January 13, 2022

Pi Mafia

Gang members who identify themselves with a π tattoo, which piques someone’s curiosity whether their leader was previously a math nerd, whose life had since taken a perilous turn.

Several members of the pi mafia, who were recently arrested for possessing illegal drugs and guns, confessed to having zero clues on the meaning of the tattoo they’re wearing, when questioned by the police.

by Fasters January 22, 2022

Lightbulb Mafia

Large group of ska fans.

*doot doot, toodle too 🎺*
Man 1: What's that noise?
Man 2: Hmm?
*rapid stomping and shuffling*
Man 2: Oh gosh oh frick! It's the Lightbulb Mafia!
Man 1: What?!
*bwaah bwah 🎺 "chickachch chickachch"*
Man 2: Gawddammit! Run!
Man 1: Aaaaaagh!

by NotLiza January 28, 2022

Vagina Mafia

Popular shows made for women, starting with daytime television for housewives, like the View.

The organization has been expanded in recent years to include folks like Emma Watson and Hannah Gadsby, even Jimmy Fallon (a rare male member of the clandestine group).

The male equivalent (dick mafia?) would be something like the Joe Rogan Experience, or the now discontinued Opie and Anthony show.

"You know who I'm talking about? Oprah and them, the vagina mafia!"

by JarHead773 March 8, 2022