tootsin machine

A fucking cute cat that looks like how a baby fart sounds

Tootsin machine, tootsin machine oh by golly your a tootsin machine (sung)

by slutmuffinkb27 June 21, 2014

Vending Machine Roulette

Spin around 3 times eyes closed in front of a vending machine and then hit random buttons to see what you will get!

I played vending machine roulette at work today and got a Sparkling Seltzer

by Jimmy Rox May 15, 2015

elf machine

The place you end up after a large dose of the psychedelic, yet naturally endogenous, neurotransmitter DMT or N,N-Dimethyltryptamine.

Coined by the late, great Terence McKenna.

"What up with Dave man?"
"He's all up in that Elf Machine'

by Woodrose November 11, 2015

sperm machine

Someone who jacks off more than 4 times a day.

''Ever met Jack? He's a sperm machine!''

by KERMYT May 5, 2016

political machine

A political machine is a political organization in which an authoritative boss or small group commands the support of a corps of supporters and businesses (usually campaign workers), who receive rewards for their efforts.

cant be blank political machine

by DadeCounty 101 August 5, 2016

washing machine fail

when a washing machine self destructs while spinning

Are you doing washing machine fail?

by Billiam Beaver October 5, 2016

beef machine

A big burly man who does nothing but has sex. That's all he does.

My man Brandon is a beef machine.

by Schmungle June 5, 2017