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U-lock Justice

Vigilante justice taken against aggressive motorists or "cagers," by bikers.

The heavy U-lock used to lock the bike is used to do damage to a vehicle, like by taking off a mirror.

U-lock Justice is not legal justice, but it's the only justice some cyclists get for being hit by inconsiderate motorists.
I saw some stupid cager get a dose of U-lock Justice after he tried to hit that messenger.
by Falkon November 6, 2006
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The Twist n Lock

This is when a woman, is performing oral sex on a guy. She does not want the guy to 'nut' in his mouth. So the guy says, 'ok.'
At 'splurging' moment the man takes his hand pulls her head as far down on his 'knob' as he can, and twists...realeasing his magical man chowder as far down her throat as possible.
by ChaRMuMPiS July 29, 2006
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Locker

Billy got shoved in his locker yesterday
by The Amazing Pickle May 31, 2018
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Cock Locker

Someone who locks on to cocks i.e. a gay man.
Hash: Oh yeh HE looks really good today.

Charles: Ahh Hash is such a COCK LOCKER
by jfj91 January 27, 2009
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tentacle locker

a stupid game for adults that is boring. you press 3 buttons the whole entire game: space and left/right arrow keys.
when you press space a tentacle will pop out of a locker and strangle a schoolgirl into it, and if you press space one more time, well... it has a character named Goldy which is only unlockable when you play 1 hour into the game, so at any moment, your mom will walk in (a very high chance so technically it means probably not). anyways the game is stupidly and really boring.
Guy 1: *in a room with children and playing tentacle locker*
Also guy 1: *forgets to mute and presses space twice and hardcore sexy anime moans come out of the laptop*
All the children: Whats that?
Guy 1: *nervously* Uhh, nothing. Its just that im playing a killing came and i got shot and that sound was me dying.
Kid 1: Ok. *mimics moan*
Guy 1: fuck!
Kid 1: What was that again?
Guy 1: AHHHHHHHHHHHFTREUFNIYFGRCYREFEOUISGRFL
by jamaljenkin September 6, 2021
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Pop'N'Lock Syndrome

A disorder that causes you to pop and lock uncontrollably.
Pop'N'Lock Syndrome is like Tourette's Syndrome, only for dancing.
by PrimoVictoria August 19, 2010
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LockLegion

The best crew to ever hit earth.
We are not posers, we just want to have some fun. Do not insult the lock legion, it will make baby jesus cry.
I havent seen any movie from the lock legion for a long ass time.
by TrashLock November 20, 2003
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