Table Licker

An uncouth person who upon spilling a condiment or drink on a table, will lean over and lick it off.

Jimmy is such a table licker. He jizzed on the table and then licked it off instead of using a napkin.

by RustyMeister June 28, 2010

lollipop licker

Someone, male or female, who enjoys giving fellatio. ie; giving oral sex to male.

That girl, she's really a really good lollipop licker.

by iammetisall September 26, 2010

Pig Lickers

From Famous Dave’s (a barbecue restaurant chain in the Midwest) comes PIG LICKERS – a strip of Nueskes, apple-smoked bacon dipped in dark chocolate, sprinkled with sea salt and served chilled.

Your brow may furrow but the crisp, smoky-sweetness and the fatty mouth feel of Pig Lickers - is not just good but “foodgasmic“.

by ChristopherPistopher May 12, 2011

PIT LICKER

Is a person who attends festivals and waits till the end of the event to approach people who are coming down off drugs and alcohol and politely asks if they may lick the arm pit of this person with the goal of ingesting thus toxins permeating from ones sweat glands for a narcotic high.

Desperate drug fiends who forgot to bring money for drugs and alcohol, arm pit fetishists, pit lickers.

by DIRTY DEGENERATE BOY January 8, 2014

bucket licker

The opposite of an intellect. A person who is most definitely not a scholar, as any person with any degree of intelligence would not stoop low enough as to lick a bucket.

"im gonna destroy your lungs with my farts you stupid bucket licker"

by fat-neck-shit-head April 7, 2017

Lickens

Inner organs that only your older brother can beat out of you.Often exclaimed in a very sharp and particularly nasty tone. After hearing this from that particular individual mentioned earlier in the text, make sure to RUN LIKE MAD!!!

"I'm gonna beat the lickens out of you!"

by Josh March 5, 2005

root licker

someone who is a total tool, like john kerry.

John Kerry- My plan, my plan, my plan...
George Bush- I will end you, root licker.

by Q-Tip McVicker February 17, 2005