Johnson

Def. 1: A man's penis
Def. 2: a Surname

"Look at my Johnson!"

by LHInotShaggy February 20, 2023

Johnson Nuts

Johnson Nuts is the CEO of nuts and is the arch nemesis of Richard Balls

Person 1: do you know who Johnson Nuts is?
Person 2: yes he is the CEO of nuts

by ball enjoyer April 25, 2023

Skippy Johnson

When you rip out a girl's molars with a pair of pliers, then give her an orgasm by sticking a cow's heart up her ass.

Even though she was only on her 3rd date with Derek, Kelly knew by the needle nose pliers and miscellaneous cow parts strewn across his apartment that she was in for a Skippy Johnson as soon as she finished her Long Island Iced Tea.

by Rubba Slim December 14, 2008

Scrubby Johnson

Used to describe someone (or something) you would never aspire to be.

Don't NOBODY want a scrubby johnson!!!

by SP babii February 2, 2010

cedric johnson

An amazing beautiful person. Not many cool cedrics out there. Sexy body , nice eyes , cute face are ways to describe him. He's a caring funny type person. Never mean. Hopefully one day you could meet him.

Daamnn cedric johnson.
Cedric is so cute
Fuck me Cedric.

by HonestAbe Lincoln October 6, 2013

piss johnson

After peeing, when some left over pee drips in your pants.

Man I didn't shake enough, I pulled a piss johnson.

by Tom Ford1 December 2, 2013

Storm Johnson

An affliction that causes a man's penis to slowly writhe about in his pants throughout the day.

"You okay, Mario? You haven't stopped fidgeting in 20 minutes."
"Dude I have a nonstop Storm Johnson going right now."

by PapaCommish October 11, 2014