More commonly known as the JP, this is the point at which a male simply cannot contain his sperm anymore, and jizzes all over the place.
by KingJamesV December 27, 2011
Get the Jizz Pointmug. When you take two knifes and heat them up by putting them on a hot stove. Then you cum on them and inhale the smoke created by the burning semen.
by Dick nipple, Dudley Gorlove March 10, 2009
Get the Jizz Knifersmug. by hexvex May 27, 2008
Get the jeez jizzmug. by Codwina November 14, 2009
Get the Jizz Nuggetmug. n. a young, hot and desirable female, so named because she is a pot into which jizz must be deposited with as much frequency as possible. Often, but not necessarily, a dirty slut. Can be abbreviated to J.P. or jp for covert use.
1. Damn, that girl is the biggest jizz pot.
2. Are there any jizz pots out and about today?
3. I really need to fuck a jizz pot.
2. Are there any jizz pots out and about today?
3. I really need to fuck a jizz pot.
by T-Chill March 8, 2012
Get the jizz potmug. trevor-aye mike how did last night go
mike-it was bomb i jizz slaped the shit out that hoe
trevor-ohh damn like me and julie last week
mike-damn you were gettin dat fo sho
mike-it was bomb i jizz slaped the shit out that hoe
trevor-ohh damn like me and julie last week
mike-damn you were gettin dat fo sho
by Puck and Jewfro April 10, 2010
Get the jizz slapmug. 1. The anger felt when one is unable to jism,
2. The anger felt when one wants to initiate sexual intercourse but cannot due to numbers of people present (parents/children/animals/unwanted guests/etc), weather, partners mood or hormonal situation.
3. The anger felt when one has received a sexual favour but has not jizzed due lack of effort or skill of partner.
2. The anger felt when one wants to initiate sexual intercourse but cannot due to numbers of people present (parents/children/animals/unwanted guests/etc), weather, partners mood or hormonal situation.
3. The anger felt when one has received a sexual favour but has not jizzed due lack of effort or skill of partner.
Stacy: Whats up with Kevin he seems in a bad mood
Jody: Don't worry about him he's just got jizz rage, he hasn't bust a nut since last tuesday we've been so busy since moving house what with everyone visiting and all.
Kevin: (from in front of tv) Yeah so why don't you just fuck off Stacy so i can give jody that pearl necklace i mentioned!
Jody: Don't worry about him he's just got jizz rage, he hasn't bust a nut since last tuesday we've been so busy since moving house what with everyone visiting and all.
Kevin: (from in front of tv) Yeah so why don't you just fuck off Stacy so i can give jody that pearl necklace i mentioned!
by Justa small trump April 16, 2007
Get the Jizz ragemug.