jamaican sloppy joe

When someone takes a shit and rubs there asshole on your nose without whipping there ass

I just Jamaican sloppy joed your mom

by The Jamaican sloppy joe December 28, 2020

jamagul

a word used as party

“come on guys let’s jamagul”

by baller4545 December 30, 2020

jamaigutan

Jamaigutan is a feverish sickness. From the dense rainforests of Jamaica.

Symptoms
Fever
Headache
Whining
Itchy red rash covering most of body
Followed by bright orange hair

The sickness in it’s final stages rapidly morphs the afflicted. Into somewhat of a Wereorangutan or Wereorang.

The only known cure is to watch COOL RUNNINGS.
PS. This is just for fun, like the werewolf legends.

Have you been checked for Jamaigutan. If not I could be come a Jamaigutan.

by Jamaigutan February 14, 2021

Jamal Rogerising

To shower obscene amounts per day.

Kip: You said we would play Dota at 7:30
Man: Sorry I was Jamal Rogerising

by The GrayHorse February 23, 2021

Jamaican Cream Supreme

A few hours before, eat loads of guacamole and avocado, then drink lots of water. During sex, let rip on your partner and the green excrement will look like a Callaloo dish.

Them: What was that?!
You: Just the good ol’ trusty Jamaican Cream Supreme!

by Your nan and her cat February 27, 2021

Jamal

Code name for your crush

Girl 1: jamal looked good today lol
Girl: 2 who tf is jamal we don't know no jamal

Girl 1: Yk.....

Girl 2: i really dont tf
Girl 1: U dumb bitch it's *insert crushes name*

Girl 2: OOOHHH

by siksikitty69ok February 28, 2021

Jamacklestein

A happy little guy; originating from western Maryland

Hey everyone, Jamacklestein has arrived to the party!

by Quwo January 13, 2021