a terrible person who lives in Illinois. yeah you know who i'm talking about. dont trust her. she wont let you take breaks from her for school and makes your life a living hell. wants to get laid but never will.
1: Jade broke up with me
2: to be expected, she was an ass hole to begin with, you need someone better!
2: to be expected, she was an ass hole to begin with, you need someone better!
by Cameron Chambers April 14, 2020
Jade is someone who is gay.he always is hopping on a guy's dick never will you find him kissing a guy.he is thickest of them all.he calls himself thunder thighs.
by Cumshot 343434 November 06, 2021
Firstly. She's everything.. Not a day goes by where she's not thinking of how to make other's happy. Jade has the most mesmerizing eyes. The kind of eyes that allow you to see into her soul and into the future. Her smile is like the sun. On every cold day, you're drawn to it because it warms you up. Make no mistake, Jade's are tough. But only because they love hard. Jade is the balance you need in your life. Crazy, goofy, loving and kind. Jade's make for a GREAT life partner. They'll stick by your side and have your back in every situation. Jade's are great mother's too. Nothing comes in between her family. She'll defend them with her all. Jade's will leave you Jaded.
Jade's are the God's gift to the world.
Jade's are the God's gift to the world.
by DavMig9 January 05, 2022
She is the hottest person you will ever meet and has a big juicy ass the size of the equator, this girl is a hoe life or no life kinda girl,if you ever meet a jade just tell her how much you would wanna fuck her <3
Guy1 “Oh look it’s jade”
Guy 2 “she is a keeper man”
Guy 1 “ yea that’s why I turned transgender”
Guy 2 “wait…”
Guy 2 “she is a keeper man”
Guy 1 “ yea that’s why I turned transgender”
Guy 2 “wait…”
by Shower.socks August 29, 2021
Adjective, exclamation: used to indicate agreement, approval, or admiration.
Synonyms: Good, cool, dope, dank, posh, groovy, gnarly, far out, chill, lit.
Synonyms: Good, cool, dope, dank, posh, groovy, gnarly, far out, chill, lit.
"Jade, yo."
"Did you see Ariana Grande's latest video? It was actually pretty jade!"
“I'm not doing so jade right now, man."
"Did you see Ariana Grande's latest video? It was actually pretty jade!"
“I'm not doing so jade right now, man."
by theguywhostartedjade February 15, 2019