jack o' rag

A sock that has so much dried semen in it that it has the potential to be sharpened into a shank.

Wyatt, Adam is planning to jump you in the prison yard tomorrow
Thats okay, I have enough time to make a jack o' rag

by obedient_muffin January 14, 2014

Jickety Jack

When someone is beyond a jack ass. When they repeatedly do things to jack you up. When they are idiotic beyond repair. Must be said with GUSTO!

"Did you see that guy almost hit me with his car? What a jickety jack!"

"Can you believe that jickety jack is standing outside my window talking on his phone all night?"

by Evil Slater June 27, 2014

Jack-Click

Similar to a double-click, a Jack-click is the act of clicking any item on a computer, such as an icon or link, 3 or more times. This is usually done out of impatience for something to load, but can also be used in a useful way.

Q: Why is my excel loading incorrectly and freezing?

A: It appears that you jack-clicked it.

Q: How can I easily highlight the entire Web address?

A: Jack-click it.

by coaldirtmilitia August 27, 2014

know jack

Australian slang - means to understand, to know.

he doesn't know jack about rugby - he knows nothing about rugby

by An.kim September 25, 2014

flappy jack

When a fat chick rolls her arm fat (or flaps) over a man's dick and proceeds to jack him off

"Did you get sex last night?"

"No, I just got a flappy jack."

by TheOneAndOnlyHippie December 8, 2014

Got Jack'd

When you go to Jacks casino, and inevitably lose your most recent pay check.

"Doesn't Laurence still owe you 100 euros?" - Daniel

"no shit, but he got jack'd again. Maybe next month. " - J

by TheWordWizSwagFuck April 30, 2016

Jack Flapping

The action in which guys shake the excess urine off of their penis after urinating.

I hope you did not forget to do your Jack Flapping

(this was Made by Jarryd Hardam)

by Somnili June 30, 2016