Irish Lightning

To screw up setting your house or business on fire for insurance and either get caught by the police or burn to death along with the property.

See also: Jewish Lightning.

Mickey went to give it a little Irish Lightning and ended up as part of the fire.

by icbkr July 27, 2011

Irish Hook

A male having irish heritage having a dick with slight curveiture upwards btw the way the ladies love it.

Jess loves to lick peanut butter off Sully's irish hook.

by Sull69 November 16, 2010

IrishRepublicanArmy

An UrbanAddict who has WAY too much time on his hands. See his definition for Chaos Theory. Also, see his list of submitted words.

I definitely think that IrishRepublicanArmy can read minds.

by UALvolar January 30, 2004

Irish Perm

The sexual act of, after ejaculating, using your partners hair to clean off your shaft. This is usually done without the permission of the partner.

Debbie did not like the Irish Perm I gave her this morning, she is still trying to wash the cum out.

by UberBad June 11, 2006

Irish Tickler

This intricate sexual position involves a midget performing a stand up 69 with an overweight Irish woman, who holds the midget upside down while he performs oral with a mouth full of Lucky Charms... while Gang Star plays in the background.

Hey Amol, you givin that chick an Irish Tickler tonight?

by Amol B July 28, 2010

Irish Fist

The insertion of a Guinness Beer Widget can into one's anus purely for sexual gratification.

Mike was looking forward to the upcoming St. Patrick's Day activities. Nothing satisfied him more than receiving a good old fashioned Irish Fist.

by Eaton Holgoode March 5, 2015

bi-irish

confused about wearing orange or green on st.pattys day and take then next available option to make out with your irish girl friend

I wore green and orange to that st.pattys party and had a bi-irish encounter as well

by natachas db April 4, 2011