It is Wednesday my dudes

A factual statement on Wednesdays

"It is Wednesday my dudes"
"ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

by jjbranco June 7, 2016

jeb is a mess

Jeb is a mess. I say this every night every day, every afternoon, and it's so true. JEB IS A MESS.
Jeb bush is the weakest person on stage by far-

person 1. that guy is such a jeb
person 2. ye he is a giant mess
jeb is a mess

by joji September 24, 2016

f is for fakkel

An episode found in dutch SpongeBob where in the fun song Plankton says "F is for fakkel" and people who hear this think he says fuck all.

Dude 1: Yo you know that meme where dutch plankton said "F IS FOR FAKKEL".

Dude 2: What the hell are you talking about?

by Becerrma March 12, 2022

This is why we can't have nice things

No matter how nice of a thing you have, no matter how hard you may try, someone will always find a way to fuck it up.

Josh: Hey bro can I borrow your phone?
Me: I dunno man, I just bought this. I don't even have a case on it yet!
Josh: Chill dude, I ain't gonna break it. It'll just take a second..
Me: Okay...
Josh:*Immediately drops it on the ground, denting the corner*
Me: God damn it Josh, this is why we can't have nice things.

by re3ja April 25, 2016

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congratulations you have just reached the max amount of boredom you can ever reach on the planet
do you even have anything else better to do than this???????

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by fgv January 31, 2022

Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s

A response to someone giving a long-winded, serious rant that is typically unasked for. Likely to have originated either from The Office, or is a variation on “Sir, this is an Arby’s”.

Anna: “-and honestly I think that’s why my relationship with my father is so strained, he was there but never really present. Sometimes I wish things were different, but’s there’s no changing the past, you know?”
Cashier: “Ma’am, this is a Wendy’s”

by GreyVlk September 4, 2020

What color is your Bugatti?

If someone asks "What color is your Bugatti?" Its commonly known as another way of flexing something you have, and making a point that the person listening doesn't have it.

"Oh yea? What color is your Bugatti?"

"What color is your dad?"

by PenisLover48 July 17, 2022