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Sorting Hat

When the man you're fucking screams out the Hogwarts House you belong in
Jason gave me the Sorting Hat last night, turns out I'm a Hufflepuff!
by WarpedSavant April 1, 2023
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Pirates hat

My dick wore her pirates hat yesterday on the beach
by Fudgeon2 June 14, 2018
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Jizz Hat

Cumming in underwear and pulling it over someones head
by Yespacito III December 25, 2019
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brass hats

A term used to describe superiors, especially in a military context. Named as such because of the brass pins worn on military officers as decorations and/or medals in the past. Famously used by JFK during the Cuban Missle Crisis.

See also "the brass", a term also used to describe superiors.
These brass hats have one great advantage in their favor. If we listen to them, and do what they want us to do, none of us will be alive later to tell them that they were wrong. - John F. Kennedy
by D-MoneyUSA123 January 19, 2022
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Smack Hat

Another term for a crash helmet.

A smack hat is similar in type to those worn whilst riding a lambretta or vespa. It is typically a visorless helmet that is most effectively positioned on the head by the use of a smack from the hand on the top of the helmet from a helpful friend.

A device to protect your head when it 'smacks' into an object.
Jimmy could really have hurt his head when he came off his scooter, but luckily he was wearing his smack hat.
by maadmaxxer April 22, 2010
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mom hat

wow Jessica you're rocking your mom hat today.
by jesusreallylikesmeman June 12, 2017
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sleuth hat

A deerstalker hat. Called so because the famous sleuth,or detective,Sherlock Holmes is depicted as wearing a deerstalker hat.
Mike,Wade,Eric,Pat,Gary,Musa,Brock,Todd,Tony,and Andrew are all sporting sleuth hats. Such impressive headgear!
by JMC70 January 11, 2017
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