The Band Noir

A Hollywood Based Band. The "noir" is a French for the word Black. It consists of four members. The Lead Singer/guitar- Syd James (Born James Byous), Rhythm Guitar and Vocals- Keith Calkins, Percussion and Vocals- Lizzie Shipton, Bass and Vocals- Tyler Compton.

They all attended acting school together at the American Musical and Dramatic Academy and would practice after class down the street at the world famous Karma Koffeehouse(recently shut down) in front of their fellow classmates. Syd is best known for his High vocal range and fun presence on stage. He has been known to resemble that of The Doors frontman, Jim Morrison whilst intoxicated during a show.
They have played venues that include:
The Whiskey A Go Go
Pig N Whistle
Galaxy Bar
Le Duex...

The Band Noir has a sound Unique to any other Alternative Rock Band - the White Stripes meets Wilco meets Radiohead, if you can only imagine. They preform all around Hollywood and have been rumored to appear in Syd's home town of Modesto California.
They have one Album in production and their Motto is "Long live alternative".

Their Hit songs are:
Little Sister
The trees
Bad Guy
Syditious Women
But with many more.

There fans are referred to as "Fan Noirs".

Off the Stage, Lots of drama occurs between Band Members, public Love affairs, Drug Use, Parties, and frequent outbursts. Its always an interesting time with the BAND NOIR.

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out of the band

A term used by nerds. "You are out of the band" is used to make fun of a person even though there is no actual band to be kicked out of.
richard: tony, your out of the band

tony: What band?

richard: The band
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band director

Fat guy with huge ass man tits who directs a band. Often wears Hawaiian Shirts because he is too fat for anything else. They were often queers in school, and no one liked them.
Dude, that band director makes Pamela Anderson's tits look tiny.
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Concert Band

We have Concert Band rehersal today.
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honor band

1. the test of time for band nerds to compete against each other
2. practicing forever only to tank the audition
3. you get beat by people you KNOW your better than
4. the most nerve racking 5 minutes of your life
David hates honor band cause he knows hes better than Greg.
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Band Skimmer

A person who claims to know many bands, mostly of the Indie variety, though only knows about a maximum of two songs per band. A band skimmer will claim to "love" said band, but when asked about other songs by them, they will either pretend to know another song that they "can't seem to think of right now" or simply state that they aren't aware of any other songs by them. In order to be classified a band skimmer, the person in question must claim to know a great number of bands. In addition to false claims of musical knowledge, a band skimmer will try to mooch music off of you. If you are playing a quality playlist, they will suggest you give them a list of songs on your playlist instead of actually taking the time to broaden their musical horizon as an actual music guru will do. Band skimmers tend to be heavily into main stream music as well, and many are "popular." (See 'Poser')
Some examples of the bands they may claim to know include (but are not limited to):
-Animal Collective
-Counting Crows
-Neutral Milk Hotel
-Bob Marley (seriously people, he has more albums than just Legend...)
-Ray LaMontagne
-Broken Bells
-Aqualung
-Belle & Sebastian
-Oasis
-The Shins
Music Guru: "I love Ray LaMontagne! His voice is like candy to my ears."

Band Skimmer: "I know right?! 'You Are The Best Thing' is so good!"

Music Guru: "'Let It Be Me' is most definately my all-time favorite."

Band Skimmer: "What? I haven't heard that one."

Music Guru: "What about 'Trouble'?"

Band Skimmer: "....."
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Band Hoe

One whose "ho-ness" is most extreme in that the bandieness has been added.
Highest level band hoe is the "boner band hoe." Extreme caution must be taken when in contact with such individuals.
Yo Joe, Look at that band hoe toot that flute.
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