Gillfordness

1. State of obliviousness, mustached foolishness.
2. Finding all information to be completely new at all times.
3. Calling people "son-of-a-bitch" as a ruse to hide one's homosexuality.

"Oh, I was supposed to take out the trash and I forgot. That was some major gillfordness on my part."

"Hey ya son-of-a-bitch, lets go drink some manly beers and make out ... Uh I mean shoot guns."

by Deek Windsome November 23, 2011

GILF

Inger Jepsen aka. Satan, is the ultimate GILF - Grandma I'd like to fuck.

A: Wow look at Inger that gilf!
B: Yeah buddy! She's the ultimate gilf!

by Misterfister August 29, 2013

girlfrenema

a girlfriend who irritates the crap out of you

I thought Linda would be a nice girlfriend to have, but she's turning out to be a real girlfrenema!

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada May 15, 2015

girlfriended

When a bro can't hang out with you due to his girlfriend. This can be for many reasons. Maybe they are going antiquing, she may not like some bro's, sex night, etc. Similar to pussywhipped.

Dude 1: Man, John can't come out tonight. Dude 2: Why not? Dude 1: He got girlfriended.

by bigballin6989 May 27, 2015

Girlfiend

1. Noun; A girl, with whom you are dating, but consistantly seem to apear as though you hate one another.

"Did you see how Sarah called John an asshole and slapped him? They must not like eachother."
"Aren't they dating, though?"
"Oh yeah. She must be his girlfiend."

by TheCoolKiwiBird September 18, 2016

Ginlaka

A term used for someone who is a Malaka and also has poor oral hygiene.

"Don't look, it's Ginlaka.....when will she learn to use a toothbrush instead of a toilet brush for those teeth?"

by Hi-gene November 8, 2016

girlfriend friend

when you and your female friend exhibit romantic feelings and interactions but have mutually decided not to date. this different from when you're with a fuckboy and he doesn't answer the "what are we?" question. in this situation, you both know what you are: friends that really like each other but don't want to take any more steps.

person a: are you and emily dating?
person b: naw, she's just my girlfriend friend

by sassy gay dork February 25, 2017