Purse Was All Over The Front Lawn

To describe the severity of a situation or event that had happen that left you completely and utterly wasted/tired/or un functioning.

“Yea, I don’t remember any part of last night. My Purse Was All Over The Front Lawn the next morning.”

by godfuckingdamnitzander February 10, 2021

Front butt blow out

When the baby inside the mothers stomach takes a dump as they evacuate the canal and the babies dump comes out the front butt.

Fartwheel was pushing hard and her child had to go, they both came out happy and healthy during their front butt blow out.

by ElGringoMandingo October 4, 2025

.9.You will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.

.9.you will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.

.9.you will be too busy taking care of what is in front of you this week to get worked up about what may be going on at a distance. Charity begins at home, so be kind to yourself and find ways to resolve a personal crisis.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 28, 2025

Front 40

The opposite of the Back 40. The front of the building if you will.

Ya'll come up here to the front 40, I need to show you something.

by JennyFyre June 3, 2021

Front Back

Small tits.
Not a Back Back, but a Front Back.
Looks like her Front is a Back

She has a Front Back

by spikkaspegg March 12, 2020

Front hitch

When the underwear is pulled up the crotch (vagina wedgie)

“Stop you’re giving me a front hitch”

by Anonymous9284839929493 April 9, 2021

Front cunt

When the slit creeps up the front like a snail trail.

I punched Lucy in the front cunt!

by eddy September 19, 2017