free buttocking

Exposing the buttocks but not the genitalia and anus by, for example, wearing a G-string instead of underwear.

Stripteasers indulge in free buttocking.

by uttam maharjan January 10, 2012

Free the genie

a. Fervently rubbing your lamp in order to release the angry men.
b. to masturbate.

Marcellus: How was your date?
Adam: Terrible, she left me with blue balls.
Marcellus: That blows dude.
Adam: Totally; when I got home, I had to free the genie.

by Bordchef May 24, 2013

free ipad

The ploy with which malicious websites tantalize innocent website users, usually twelve year olds, into clicking onto their site and receiving all kinds of viruses. If you see a sketchy advertisement for a free iPad, ignore it.

12 year old: "Ooh, free Ipad!" *clicks*

Mom: "No, son, don't do it-"

*trojan horse appears*

by calipali February 16, 2014

Free spaffing

to ejaculate without a designated or suitable semen receptacle.

example, I was going to cum in a sock, there was no sock I was forced to engage in free spaffing everywhere

future, I am going to free spaff everywhere.

present, I am currently free spaffing everywhere

past, I may have free spaffed everywhere

by spaff king October 10, 2014

free-lancing

the act of not wearing any underwear as a human male. Your penis (lance) hangs free in your pants.

question: dude, you want to come over?
responce: yeah, i'm currently free-lancing at a big firm. Can we meet later today?

by roelfo June 29, 2015

freeber

When someone calls you for a ride because they are drunk or need to go somewhere that is far away and/or inconvenient (i.e. uber) but have no intention of paying you.

Yo. Let's call Billy he'll give us a freeber.

by SexyNurse September 8, 2016

Free Meal

a guy who buys food for the same girl all of the time

" do you like him?"
"hell no, he's just my free meal"

by lilpea May 29, 2016