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Dirty football

When someone shits on there fingers and rubs it under there eyes to look like Patrick Mahomes and then throws a 80 yarder down field
I just crushed Tom by doing a dirty football
by Alt_F_4 September 7, 2021
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Football

A game where grown men fight over a ball
I’m gonna go watch football
by anonymous November 7, 2022
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varsity football

A group of young men from Fossil Ridge High School proceed to to pee on one another in the locker room showers. yes people know
by nickkkkkkkjjjjjhvegauagvehrktj December 21, 2021
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Jamaican Football

Jamaican Football is a stripping version of American football where when one team scores a touchdown the members of the other team must remove one article of clothing. This usually results in an orgy as each team gets closer and closer to becoming fully nude.
Guy #1: "Dude this party is getting so boring, let's go play Jamaican Football!"

Guy #2: "Nah dude, last time it quickly turned into a giant orgy."
by Dionysus Carthage June 11, 2018
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football

a game that my country calls "soccar" and calls handegg "football" to add confusion
Me: wanna play football?
stupid americain: *grabs brown egg*
Me: what the fuck bro, I said we are playing football not handegg
by уour mum April 2, 2025
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football

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football ggg
by uwelcome July 12, 2023
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Football

A sport. Also a uk word for American soccer.
My brother Kloe plays football (american soccer).
by thecharacterwannie July 1, 2022
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