First draft syndrome

The inability to look at a first draft for corrections or changes after finally completing it at great cost in sweat and sleep deprivation.

jonas: i finally finished and sent my college application, and i just realized i misspelt the university's name!!
matthew: dude, you're an idiot
jonas: total first draft syndrome!

by elimo krakatoa January 25, 2011

Finestein

A highly attractive person with a high IQ.

Oh my god, I would fuck that maths geek so hard... what a Finestein!

by Albert Finestein May 14, 2011

First Light

When a telescope or astronomical instrument is first used to take an image after construction.

I just started to build a 100 meter optical telescope in my backyard: first light will be in 2038.

by LegitSciNtech August 22, 2011

first and last

a phrase that would denote ‘taking everything into consideration' or ‘all in all’.

First and last, he gave up the idea of going abroad for employment.

by uttam maharjan September 1, 2012

fireystorm

A winey ass pussy nigger faggot that bitches about everything and cusses kids on call of duty black ops 2

Fireystorm is such a crying bitch

by killemdead9213 December 12, 2013

First descent

When you know that you're the first person to use a public bathroom after it had been cleaned or sanitized.

Nearly as good a feeling as being the first to conquer a new mountain route.
poop toilet office deuce

Dude, I went to go deuce at the office today. Toilet was clean, toilet paper was full. Awesome first descent!

by Jewfish 415 April 17, 2016

first aid shit

The type of bowel movement that will immediately make you feel better and alleviate whatever symptom you are suffering from.

I was feeling Hella rough this morning until I took a first aid shit, now I'm all good brah.

by Caught-Jester June 23, 2017