A website where you can post any x-rated photo or video you want. However, you will see a lot of men using dick pics as their main profile picture. This website is mainly used by couples to talk blog and vlog about their sex lives.
Don't bother to post wanted ads as a man. You will be ignored. It's not a dating site. Many accounts have been abandoned for years. If you're a man, you're much more likely to be hit on by middle-aged gay man than a woman if your content is public.
The social events are generally attended by couples; the few single ladies are either old & wrinkly, or a hippopotamus with glasses and colored hair.
It's is a great place to teach other couples who are experimenting and have intellectual, nerdy conversations. You'd be surprised how intelligent some people are on there.
Avoid the feminazies if possible, unless you enjoy being scolded.
Don't bother to post wanted ads as a man. You will be ignored. It's not a dating site. Many accounts have been abandoned for years. If you're a man, you're much more likely to be hit on by middle-aged gay man than a woman if your content is public.
The social events are generally attended by couples; the few single ladies are either old & wrinkly, or a hippopotamus with glasses and colored hair.
It's is a great place to teach other couples who are experimenting and have intellectual, nerdy conversations. You'd be surprised how intelligent some people are on there.
Avoid the feminazies if possible, unless you enjoy being scolded.
New guy on FetLife: I'm going to put a dick pick as my main profile picture hoping I'd get hot babes after me.
After one year, this lonely man has only gotten a few messages from gay men who don't bother to notice he's straight. He finds out that all the babes are already in relationships. Every event he attended was a sausage party; all the clubs charged him full admission, but let the ladies in for free.
After one year, this lonely man has only gotten a few messages from gay men who don't bother to notice he's straight. He finds out that all the babes are already in relationships. Every event he attended was a sausage party; all the clubs charged him full admission, but let the ladies in for free.
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