United States Federal Government

A bunch of lying, back-stabbing, double-crossing, faggot-ass theives. Exhibit a nasty holier-than-thou attitude. They have their eyes on you, their ears on your phone line, and their head up everyone's ass.

Be a thief, the government hates competition.

Area 51 does exist, and they've got some weird-ass shit in there. If you try to fly over it, F/A-18's run you off.

by yu suk November 15, 2003

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Federal Way

A medium sized town in Washington State located next to Tacoma. Basically serves as an edge city to Tacoma due to I-5 running through it. The school district is terrible, although the 4 high-schools and some of the middle schools aren't bad. Decatur HS and Lakota Middle School are very gifted in the arts/music program, winning contests regionally and nationally wide. One of the more diverse schools, but Asians run the ASB and Leadership. Thomas Jefferson HS is the Asian and Mexican hub and is known for their math and robotics team. Federal Way High School and Todd Beamer are more about sports, and have more blacks and Islanders than the other 2 schools mentioned. Thought as one of the more ghetto schools due to constant bomb threats and gangs. The high-schools are named after famous people, with the middle schools being named after fairy tale locations or lakes such as Green Gables and Brigadoon. Due to its suburb feeling there isn't a nightlife, and the only entertaining things to do is the Dash Point State Park, Wild Waves or the Redondo Board Walk. Has your normal city elements such as gangs and hobos but they're found in the poorer parts of the city more. A nice place to live only if you are in Twin Lakes, the Enterprise Area or have a house on the Puget Sound. Worst places to live are by Lake Grove or Olympic View. An average town you should probably skip on a trip unless for Dash Point State Park or Wildwaves.

"How's life like in Federal Way?"
"Boring, it's a pretty average town."

by happymasksalesman July 13, 2016

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Fedora Swag

A person who can pull off wearing either a trilby fedora hat or a standard fedora without looking like a tool. A guy or a girl who can pull off any article or accessory because of either extreme self-confidence or excessive levels of badass. It is always used as a positive statement, for it's sacredness is an almost God-like thing, and it must be preserved as such.

"Yo bitch, check out Tumnus; He got mad fedora swag ova' thur!...now make me a goddamn samitch."

by Fitz28803 September 10, 2012

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'F' ed up

A. Synonymous with messed up or rude. Short for ‘fucked up.’ Commonly used when someone makes a decision that pisses you off & lacks tact & good judgment.

Player 1: Hey, did you hear that Sean & Pete are bailing on the kickball game tonight to hang solo?
Player 2: Seriously, man? That is 'F' ed up I guess it makes sense though. This isn’t the first time they’ve done that.

by kickball loyal April 27, 2009

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