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Facebook Stalk

The acting of looking up a person you don't know on facebook. Often times you may just have a first name and one other random fact such as a place of employment. This is often times used to find out more about a person than you reasonably should know.
Ah! I facebook stalked that girl and she doesn't actually have a boyfriend!
by Holla328 July 12, 2009
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Facebook Ghosting

The act of reading through Facebook... but not actually commenting/posting/liking, thereby not leaving any trace of being there.
#1; Aric's never on Facebook anymore!
#2; Na man, he's always on! He just loves Facebook Ghosting.
by jessiemh August 9, 2010
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facebook sniping

1. When facebook user logs on to facebook chat for a brief moment to see who is online and sends the message "sniped" to those who he or she would like to facebook snipe. Then he/she user logs off of facebook chat before said 'sniped' victim has time to respond "dodged".
1. "What have you been doing all day?" ~"Oh, just sitting here facebook sniping people."

2. I'd stay offline man, Josh will snipe you.

3. Shit, I just got sniped three times because I didn't log off!
by Hootimus September 7, 2010
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Facebook Faggot

Someone who: likes their own statuses, adds so many friends in one day that the account disables itself from adding more people, actually jacks off to other people's photos, tries to chat with you when your offline, has 10 statuses in one day, likes a page and then talks shit about it under the comments, likes Justin Beiber's page, thinks he's a smart ass and types in "1st to comment under pages comments, says their the 1st to comment and they actually aren't, comments "like" instead of actually liking the status, stalks other people's photos constantly, has had facebook for longer than a year and still doesn't have a profile picture, draws penises as their status, comments "add me" under pages comments, actually adds those people, has the notes box available and does not have any written down, only uses facebook for the games, actually sits their after updating their status and actually waits for someone to comment on it and then they comment back 5 seconds later, and thinks life is facebook
The Facebook Faggot actually jacked off to the midget's profile picture!!!

Interesting Fact: If facebook was a country, it would have the 3rd largest population
by Monster max December 17, 2010
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Facebook Limit Rule

The rule that no person shall make more than three Facebook moves in one night. This includes status updates, comments, likes, and sharing links. A preventative measure from being one of those annoying people who doesn't shut up on Facebook.
Guy 1 - "Dude, like my status."

Guy 2 - "Sorry bro! I already commented on a status, shared a link, and liked another status. Anymore Facebook moves will make me seem annoying and addicted!"

Guy 1 - "Damn Facebook Limit Rule."
by jsea483 January 11, 2011
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facebook pussy

the attention a person (male) gets when they post a picture on facebook that attracts many women to comment on, and possibly increase the chances that a woman will sleep with you
Dude, that picture of you on the beach is gonna get you some facebook pussy
by zagsbh May 24, 2010
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Facebook Syndrome (FBS)

When your profile picture doesnt look like you, but it looks better than you actually look in real life. (Once again can also apply to myspace)

The opposite of Facebook Disease (FBD).
Guy:What about my profile picture now???
Girl:Now that's pushing it.This is straight Facebook Syndrome (FBS). You will never look like this in real life.
Guy:I HATE YOU!!!!! Who needs you anyways.
by Dough.Boy. June 15, 2008
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