by Jared Carpenter August 29, 2005
Get the Frost eyed mug.The Bok-eyed pass is used in Rugby Union and was invented in South Africa by U14 schoolboys. Johan Erasmus then elevated it to the international stage claiming it to be a new innovation along with other means of deliberate & underhand foul play that incompetent referees & World Rugby fail to punish.
Further information on this move can be found in the Rassie Erasmus book of ‘Rugby Cheats & Attention Seeking’ subtitled ‘Catch Me If You Can, Bru’.
Further information on this move can be found in the Rassie Erasmus book of ‘Rugby Cheats & Attention Seeking’ subtitled ‘Catch Me If You Can, Bru’.
“Forward pass referee!”. Ref: “No, you’re playing the Springboks, that was a Bok-eyed pass, perfected by Rassie”. Genius.
by Spratman July 21, 2025
Get the Bok-eyed pass mug.Jenny - I'm so ready to go camping with you this weekend
Me - yea, I can't wait! Come over later and I'll show you everything lv got in my survival pack!
Jenny - ok!
...LATER AT MY PLACE...
Jenny - wow you've got something for every type of emergency in there but...
Me - yes?
Jenny - but what if you get bored? What do you do then? I didn't see anything to relieve you from boredom in there.
Me - oh, I have something for boredom but I keep it in its own special place.
Jenny - well, what is it!? Show me!
Me - Its my one eyed whistle!
Jenny - what? Lol, whats that? What do you do with it?
Me - you blow on it like a whistle
Jenny - that doesn't sound that fun..
Me - trust me its fun.
Jenny - let me see it! I wanna see how much fun it is.
Me - (whips out dick and twirls it around like a helicopter )
Jenny - OMG its so big!
...Then Jenny grabs ahold of my johnson and blows it like she's never going to see me again
The end.
Me - yea, I can't wait! Come over later and I'll show you everything lv got in my survival pack!
Jenny - ok!
...LATER AT MY PLACE...
Jenny - wow you've got something for every type of emergency in there but...
Me - yes?
Jenny - but what if you get bored? What do you do then? I didn't see anything to relieve you from boredom in there.
Me - oh, I have something for boredom but I keep it in its own special place.
Jenny - well, what is it!? Show me!
Me - Its my one eyed whistle!
Jenny - what? Lol, whats that? What do you do with it?
Me - you blow on it like a whistle
Jenny - that doesn't sound that fun..
Me - trust me its fun.
Jenny - let me see it! I wanna see how much fun it is.
Me - (whips out dick and twirls it around like a helicopter )
Jenny - OMG its so big!
...Then Jenny grabs ahold of my johnson and blows it like she's never going to see me again
The end.
by Wraptin6strings August 25, 2017
Get the One eyed whistle mug.An Australian slang term for someone who is really high since their eyes start to go red and squinty like a chicken. only to be used for those who are reeeeeeeeeelly high
"hey wheres tom"
"man hes on the couch, hes fucking chook eyed"
"oh fuck how much did he have"
"easily 13 cones just to himself"
"mans gonna be on journey"
"man hes on the couch, hes fucking chook eyed"
"oh fuck how much did he have"
"easily 13 cones just to himself"
"mans gonna be on journey"
by SomeDumbFuck December 31, 2018
Get the Chook eyed mug.A guy who is:
a. Smart like google
b. Good at judo
c. Too young for his own good
d. Annoying as hell
e. Cross eyed from staring at screens
a. Smart like google
b. Good at judo
c. Too young for his own good
d. Annoying as hell
e. Cross eyed from staring at screens
by aa1345 June 26, 2023
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Get the nigga eyed mug.When her pussy looks just as tightly squinted as her eyes. And it has hair grown just like the Texan Coastal Grass
by Komoot May 19, 2021
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