Evans

Evans's are highly intelligent, most loyal and selfless of friends, loves sports, and is lowkey funny. Evans's are nervous around girls, have a hard time communicating with them, and usually just chill with the boys. Evans's love to argue with others and will always say they are right even though they know good and well they are wrong. Evans's are HIGHKEY sus and enjoy group showers and sleeping with the boys, but no homo. Evan's also talk to really high pitches and in a weird voice to their parents.

Homie 1: Bro, why won't you go talk to that hottie over there.
Homie 2: Dude, it is just awkward.
Homie 1: Bro! Quit being an Evans.

by sexycountryboy November 6, 2020

Evan Greenlee

The perfect human specimen. Six foot five inches tall, 250 pounds body weight, four percent body fat, and the most fertile semen ever produced in the history of mankind. With only one look he can impregnate any woman of his choosing as they will carry his godly spawn to term. He is known throughout South Vietnam as the Tadpole Angel who shall bring great power and honor to all.

I think that the most comparable person to Jesus Christ is probably someone like EVAN GREENLEE.

by Jim Thicky September 15, 2021

Evan(redefined)

Bro is a munch and in love with his ex he should get his priorities straight and realize hes a dork. Hes still dumb and annoying and all that from that old definition btw

Evan(redefined) is a mega munch

by evanisamouse February 11, 2023

Evan

Fun nice guy really intelligent a girl magnet had short brown hair and brown eyes he’s really fun and cute

Girl 1:hey did you see that boy girl 2:yes he’s my crush. Girl 1: how did you meet him girl 2: I met evan in kindergarten and I have been in school with him for 8yrs both girls :damn he’s cute

by Cats rules March 11, 2019

jenny evans

Is a hoe who sleeps 14 times with 7 different guys times in 6 months. She is so desperate that she goes for older pedophile 19 year olds. She is a thief that will give you autism if you look at her.

Jenny Evans is a slut

by Jenny evans July 23, 2019

Hadley and Evan

The most powerful couple there is out there, anyone who dares stand in their way is stomped out until they are nothing but molecules. Hadley being the looks and the smarts of the relationship while Evan is the easy going laid back funny guy. These two put together make other couples shit themselves if a couple is like a Hadley and Evan couple they're known as a Hevan couple

"Omg did you see that Hevan couple" fucken Britney

"Yes they were so hot I almost shit myself" fucken Daphney

"I wish I was a Hadley and Evan couple" fucken jaquevis

by The_dictionaryadditioner July 7, 2021

Evan

A dick. He is not truthful at all, he will break your heart any chance hey gets. Most girls like him but he doesn’t care AT ALL. When you remember to get him a Christmas present, HE WILL GET YOU NOTHING.i

WOW YOU ARE SUCH AN EVAN, is your name Evan because you reminded me of one YOU DICK

by Anonymous Person 123 February 22, 2019