Engin

mylovemylove

"That's Engin?"
"Yeah he's only mine"😗

by literallyobssesedwithengin November 20, 2021

engineer

Uncle Dane tf2 who makes everyone switch to heavy because his sentry gun is more gun

red 2fort intel room: "YEEEE- THAT ENGINEER'S A SPY! -EEEEEEHA- THAT ENGINEE- WOOOOOOOO- THAT ENGINEE-THAT ENGINEER'S A SP-THAT ENGI- *killbind* IIIIIIIINCOMIN' *ubercharged blu heavy noises followed immediately by dead heavy noise 10 seconds later* much obliged- *sentry repair noises* THAT ENGINEER'S A SPY! sentry comin' up! eeeeeerectin' a dispenser! teleporter comi'- *wrench whack noi-* THAT ENGINEER'S A SPY! THAT ENGINEER'S A SP- THAT ENGINEE- THAT ENGINEER'S A SPY!, THA- wewewewwwewewewewwewweweweeweewewewewewwewewewwewewewewewewwewe have taken the enemy inteli- spah sapp-spah sappi'n mah-spah s-spah sappi'n mah sentreh! spy:" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" much obliged! thanks for the ride, par-THAT ENGINEER'S A SPY!, THAT ENGINEE- THAT E- THAT ENGINEER'- THAT ENGINEER'S A SPY!, "victory", *angry chat noises*"

by UNACCEPTABLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE November 24, 2020

Jet Engine

A good looking woman

~A jet engine works by these principes: Suck, Squeeze, Bang, Blow. Just like having sex with a woman

Wow, u saw that good looking jet engine walking over there?

by Vl.ok November 3, 2017

Steam Engine

Alternatingly fisting two men’s asses like a piston whilst smoking a cigarette and blowing the smoke straight up.

Tony found two twinks and they fired up the ole steam engine at grandma’s house.

by Rockkrawler March 15, 2019

religious engine-cranking

Onomatopoeia description for the sound of a starter-motor.

When cold-starting a vehicle with a carburetor instead of fuel injection, one should use this religious engine-cranking method:
(1) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor twice. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(2) Crank the engine for one second. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(3) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor two more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine for one second again. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(5) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor three more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine again for several rotations; it should start this time. ("Jesuit-esuit-esuit-esuit-vrOOOOM!!")

by QuacksO September 30, 2020

Wealth & Income Financial Engineer

Wealth & Income Financial Engineer (W.I.F.E.) - The finance department of your average American household. May also be referred to as the finance committee, the accountant, or even hey bitch. Will object to large purchases without prior approval which may result in a change in sleeping arrangements.

So, I am looking at getting a new Samsung smartphone, but it's over $1000! I don't think the Wealth & Income Financial Engineer (W.I.F.E.) will sign off on that.

by Mr_Yuck August 16, 2024

Fumez the engineer

The best drill music producer in London

I'm like Fumez the engineer

by Certifiedexeh August 11, 2023