The act of masturbating until your about to ejaculate, and then suddenly stopping and not finishing. This is usually done the day before a sporting event, and is believed to increase the performance of the athlete who performs this act. The name "East German" originates from the 1980 East German Olympic team who allegedly did this before each event.
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A miniscule town on the south shore of Long Island. It's got a grand total of two delis and a gas station. Main attractions include shit-ass deli sandwiches and a plentiful drug market. Population: white gangsters, future delinquents, burn-outs, abercrombie&fitch-wearing chicks, & old people. It's known as EMO (irony?) by the elementary/middle schoolers.
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Get the east side locos mug.A sex act involving meticulous preparation whereby a male (or female with penis) shaves his testicles, gooch and head and proceeds to store the shaven hair. Step two requires minor culinary skills in that a couple of Mars Bars must be heated in a pan and brought to highly viscous (thick), yet fluid, syrup. The newly created concoction (after cooling to a lukewarm temperature) is then carefully lathered onto the perpetrator’s earlier prepared erected penis and testicles. All the shaven hair is generously applied to the chocolate-coated trouser snake until it is completely covered to create an ‘ewok-type’ appeal. The final, and crucial, step is to coax a female to initiate the art of felatio on you and, in a jack-in-the-box-style maneuver, reveal your Middle Eastern Mars Bar.
*NB: It should be noted the Mars Bar syrup possesses both practical and aesthetic purposes:
Practical – to allow the hair to stick;
Aesthetic – to act as a dark background to the hair
*NB: It should be noted the Mars Bar syrup possesses both practical and aesthetic purposes:
Practical – to allow the hair to stick;
Aesthetic – to act as a dark background to the hair
She was coughing up chocolate fur balls for weeks after I gave her the Middle Eastern Mars Bar at Steve's place after Dirty Thursdays.
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