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dick dumpster

Used to describe a slutty or whorish girl.
She sleeps with everyone... she's a total dick dumpster.
by JennaSunshine December 12, 2015
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Cum dumpster

A Girl , usually really skanky & trashy, who's vag has gone kinda "Rotten" or "fowl" from an overload of Cum deposits from lots of dudes gizzin up in her kooch.
Hey Man U might wanna use protection with "what's her name" cuz I hear she's quite the Cum dumpster.
by Sexy_SaraSuzanne2755 July 26, 2016
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Cum dumpster

1). A dumpster for cum, such as any repository in which cum might be deposited, stored, and maintained; 2). A really ugly person having no redeeming value except for other people to use for sex, aka dump their cum.
Man your daughter is nothing but a cum dumpster for the football team.
by Petrabid July 29, 2016
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Cum Dumpster

A cum dumpster is a female that will allow any guy to cum inside of them. They don't use condoms because they either "don't like the feeling " it gives or they are purposely trying to get pregnant to receive handouts, child support, or government assistance to maintain their spending or drug habits without ever having to work. They will usually go around baiting men with sayings like "I will let you do anything you want to me." And once they got you about to finish, they'll hold your arms down and ride you like a Harley until you are completely drained. It's like a community dumpster full of semen. Ten men will enter. Nine will walk away, all likely with a sexually transmitted disease. The 1 will be stuck with child support until he decides committing suicide would be better then dealing with the pain of gonorrhea and having to hand over money to a slut every month.
Ayy bruh, you get summa' dat pie last night? Shitt mayne, she told me dat she hadda' apple pie and it was uh nasty cream pie bruh. Looked like a cum dumpster bruh. Prolly' from all dose' dudes she be hookin' up wit, I should prolly get checked yadadamean?
by Uncle Renegade March 3, 2017
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Humpty Dumpty Dumbass

A person whose IQ points are so low it's funny - anyone who has an IQ score of 70 or below is considered this.
Person 1 (Humpty Dumpty Dumbass): I was supposed to cook a pie today and it said to put it at 120 degrees, I measured a protractor to 120 degrees, and it didn't even feel warm to the touch after I set a timer for one hour! It melted! It said on the package set at 120 degrees for 45 - 60 minutes!! I'm suing McCain's for making a pie that doesn't cook and just sits in your oven like a pile of shit!!!!

Person 2: Holy fucking shit Kyle I told you this a thousand times! Your oven has a button that says "Bake" and you press it to set the degrees in celsius or fahrenheit, NOT A FUCKING MEASUREMENT ON YOUR STUPID NO FUCKING GOOD PROTRACTOR!! HUMPTY DUMPTY DUMBASS!
by beeytch\ April 18, 2017
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double-dumpster

The act of defecating inside the confines of a kitchen trash can and then after the act commiting a second relief of the bowels, all within the timespan of 15 minutes.
In an act desperation, Nick ran to the kitchen trashcan to relieve himself of his waste and then when available finished the job in the bathroom, thereby commitng a double-dumpster.
by Doubling June 3, 2017
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Cum dumpster

A person who takes on a lot of cum
Omg tiffiny is the biggest whore ever

Yeah shes such a fucking cum dumpster
by Bitchplosion October 13, 2017
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