deuce me

To get deuced by your friend. Get 2nd's off a bitch. Followed by Treyce and Box. Passing on an R-Beata to your boys.

Ace, Deuce, Treyce, Box
1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th.

"Ayo deuce me on dat r-beata when you done cuhz"

by DannyBizzle October 23, 2007

Douce

A Douce:

Someone who believes their funny but isn’t.

Someone who copies others and try’s to imitate others but fails massively.

Someone who is normally the but of the joke

“Stop it Tel, you’re being a Douce!”

by Luke Tucker August 23, 2019

double deuce delight

A dude takes a dump facing the opposite direction, as in facing the tank. Simultaneously, a girl goes back-to-back on him a takes a dump. Same time. Same bowl. Afterwards, (or during, depending on taste) they reach around and pleasure each other manually.

I'm so comfortable with Beth these days, I showed her the double deuce delight.

by josB April 10, 2009

Mas Deuces

"Mas" is Spanish for much, "Deuces" is latin for 2 but in the modern age has been used to symbolize the two finger peace sign hence, "deuces" for the two fingers. Usually used together as a farewell statement to close friends. Literally means, "much peace".

Speaker 1: "It been fun, see you tomorrow!"

Speaker 2: "Okay, mas deuces!"( Holds up peace sign after farewell handshake)

Speaker1: "Mas Deuces, homie." (Holds up peace sign after farewell handshake.)

by Matt Spoon October 9, 2010

Loose Deuce

An ugly female who is known to sleep around.

"Damn look at that chubby hoe with no panties on!"

"Ewhhh, that bitch is a loose deuce."

by J-Syth October 15, 2011

Deuce

A drunk driving charge, in California.

He got charged with a deuce but pled it down to a reckless.

by Cornholio October 19, 2003

deuce

1. v. to excrete (#2)
2. n. an excretion

1. dude, i totally got to go take a deuce

2. we got there, and there was this big deuce on the bench

by df_approved March 3, 2005