Vibe Doctor

Name for alt-med practitioner, woo woo doctor etc.

Broadly anyone who is a “doctor” but prescribes things based more on “vibes” than any evidence of them working.

Going to the vibe doctor today. The actual ones are too expensive.

by ecrevisse July 17, 2025

Plague Doctoring

Stuffing a womans private area with herbs and flowers to reduce the odor, similar to how Plague Doctors stuffed their masks to cover the smell of dead bodies.

"I had to do some Plague Doctoring with my date last night".

by Eady The Sweetie September 26, 2025

Rhythm Doctor

Family planning so natural that the doctor is in the movement!

Cat got to go see the rhythm doctor last night.
Yeah I heard the family is growing again.

by BeastZephyr January 4, 2026

visit to the doctor

to drink doctor McGillicuddy's peppermint schnapps alcohol

person one: i have some peppermint schnapps chilling in the freezer

person two: i'm definitely gonna need a visit to the doctor

by hsdhsr3452gdhg January 3, 2011

The everything doctor

A doctor that helps with all kinds of problems a person might have.

Thomas, you have so many issues you need to see the everything doctor.

by Dorkle3567 November 7, 2018

I’m not a doctor

Preliminary sentence spoken by authority figure before any bizzare utterance to imply that any subsequent nonsensible ignorant ravings are just common sense irrespective of what the slaves to ‘Big Pharma’ keep saying.

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I’m not a doctor, but X-rays, they cause mutations right? So why not expose people full of covideo19 viruses to a bunch of X-rays? Maybe we could turn the viruses into herpes, or something else harmless that we all have?

by gnostic3 April 25, 2020

An Asshole Doctor

When your elderly Aunt argues with your mother about medical stuff and they interject their belief that their doctor is superior to another's.

Mickey, I don't care what you doctor says, I don't need a cardiogram.
Well you know what Edna, you fucking have "An Asshole Doctor" on your hands.

by Lunchboxx69721 December 18, 2020