Squeaky chair

an excuse to blame your loud farts on when you can't hold your fart in anymore and you are sitting in a chair

After you fart really loud Gosh darn it! This squeaky chair keeps making all sorts of weird squeaky sounds. Somebody needs to oil this or something!

by J-Pimping November 1, 2008

clairerizing

Clairerizing is when you are sick and in the hospital and Claire comes and reads her version of the 3 little pigs.(wich totaly rocks)

while i was sick i wished claire would clairerize me. =p

by Emyln September 7, 2004

claire's

A store located in most malls in America. They sell cheap, inexpensive jewelry to twelve year old girls.They also pierce ears.

I work at Claire's and for all the people that complain about the jewelry breaking and being cheap...you paid 3 fuckin dollars for it!!!!!!!!!!!!How long do you expect it to last?!?

P.S. if you shop at Claire's and you drop something or knock something over please take the time to pick it up....its called common curtosy and common sense.

by sammys May 13, 2006

Stephanie Claire

Stephanie Claire is a unique name. I love it, and girls named Stephanie Claire are so beautiful, but they are so hard to find! You should be proud, if you are dating a Stephanie Claire, do not lose her! She will stand by your side forever and she will always smile.

Wow, that girl is definitely a Stephanie Claire! Check that body, that hair and that clean face! You gotta love her!

by DavidDan January 8, 2012

The Masters Chair

A multiple homosexual sex act in which one man sqauts on anothers penis with many others looking on.

Man 1: Come and take a seat on The Masters Chair.
Man 2: Why Not.

by Kim Mitten July 20, 2008

Claire's

Gross cheap jewlery. A bad attempt at actual quality. No wonder it's so cheap.

Earings last about...a week. 2 if i'm lucky

by Dls89 August 26, 2005

Chair riding

An extreme sport, the act of leaning your chair on two (or even one) leg and trying to keep it from collapsing under you, without touching anything other than the chair. The best results are acheieved while listening to music and rocking with the music without tumbling.

For an added challenge you can try while drunk, having someone sitting on your knee or while sitting on a swivel chair.

Dave managed chair riding for 3 minutes listening to that song, he's one serious rider...

"...Yeah James split his forehead on his wardrobe last week, he was trying to ride his office chair on one leg..."

by Xit September 1, 2008